This is actually something that I was thinking about a week ago, so I decided to write it down and share it. It's about shoes... well shoes and girls actually... well shoes and girls and the guys who wear the shoes...
I was hanging out in the bathroom philosophizing, like I usually do, and I looked down at my shoes, my Chucks, and started to think about them. First of all Chucks should always be named Chuck. I'm one of those crazy people who likes to name is favorite objects. My car's name is Vash, my computer's name is Chii, my old laptop was named Betty, and my favorite calculator is named Sara and of course my shoes are Chuck and Chuck: my Chucks. I recently researched the whole history of the Converse company and its name and whatnot. Did you know that 60% of Americans own or have owned a pair Converse making it the most popular shoe in history, and the design of the shoe has not changed since 1926 except for adding new colors?
Anyways, I got my Chucks back in August in 2004, so they're getting pretty old and tattered. Actually they already started to look old and tattered after only a few months, but I love them because they are comfortable and have memories (anything with a name has memories of course). Many people tell me that I should get new shoes and a new pair would be the same, but I don't want to... and this is where I get to the thoughts that I had in the bathroom.
You know how they say that the first thing that girls notice about a guy is their shoes, so guys have to wear shoes that impress girls and stuff? Well I was thinking about what my shoes would say to a girl. The average girl might look at my shoes and go "oh yuck! he's a dirty, cheep, slacker" or something like that 'cause, you know, girls say "yuck" a lot. Luckily if that's what she thinks, I wouldn't be interested in her anyway. But if you think about it my shoes say something a lot more meaningful about my personality. It shows that when I love something I am truly committed to it to the very end. I even felt bad when I cheated on them and got a new pair. I wore the new ones for a while, but it just didn't feel right. Maybe it was because I missed my old shoes, maybe it was because they were a half size too small, I don't know. I've gone through many shoes in my life time to reach these ones. Some of them I liked very much and also wore for long periods of time, but when it comes to me and my chucks, it's true love.
Of course one day my Chucks will have to retire. I don't think I'll ever be able to wear a different pair of shoes, so I will just wear moccasins that I will make out of the skins of animals that I hunted and killed... oooooorrrrr remember to get the right size next time, I don't know.
